10. Boy Scouts are always prepared. When the apocalypse hits, he'll be one of the survivors. He'll probably also be one of the people responsible for it in the first place.
9. He's MacGyver without the anti-gun thing.
8. He's a cheap drunk and pushing his intoxicated ass home in a shopping cart is fun.
7. He enjoys a good contact high.
6. Some day, he'll probably kill someone famous. If we're lucky, it will be Flava Flav.
5. He could survive indefinitely with no water, no electricity, and no toilet paper. But if all of a sudden all the Internet porn disappears, he's in trouble.
4. He can lose $20 in a no-limit Texas Hold 'Em game quicker than a buffalo woman can devour a box of Twinkies.
3. There's a really stupid post about him on I Stole Your Lunch, the only such post that doesn't involve the Foggy Goggle.
2. It's common knowledge that everyone from Beverly is well hung. If you don't believe me, check out the article in last month's edition of National Geographic.
1. "He's mysterious," says Steve Rossi.
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I love Flava Flav! Bitches
Joshua! Me love you long time! You've been there for me through all the hard times...when I first got my period, lost my virginity, found out my mom is a lesbian and then shot my dad in the junk....oh, the memories... Josh you are the best!
I'm Josh Moody bitch!
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