Many of you may be wondering why this Internet bastion of awesomeness has not been updated for a whole month now. The reason is simple: Scott Colby couldn't face you, his audience, after the horrible, horrible mistake he made.
Scott Colby's main man Flava Flav was dead set on picking New York. In an attempt to save Flav from a fate worse than Brigitte, Scott Colby stepped in and convinced him to pick Hoopz.
Oh, how wrong Scott Colby was! That ungrateful harlot was just using Flav to further her career as an actress, and the happy couple separated after a few months of Hoopz neglecting her man. Being on Flavor of Love, after all, is the best thing for any young actress's career - Scott Colby guarantees she'll pop up in a few adult movies somewhere down the road.
Scott Colby apologizes for wrongly raising Hoopz upon a pedestal of sainthood. Can you ever forgive him....?
Ha, like he gives two shits what you think.
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thanks for waseting 2 1/3 minutes of my life with this, let me know when you have something worth reading.
All is not lost of flava flav season two is right around the corrner
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