"Of" is The Devil

I'm getting sick and tired of all the grammatical errors on the Interweb. I've said it before, and I'll say it again...No Child Left Behind my ASS!

It's not "That shouldn't of happened." That's wrong. And stupid. It's "That shouldn't HAVE happened." "Of" is a preposition. "Have" is a verb. See the difference?

"But Scott Colby!" you exclaim. "When I hear people say something like that, it sounds like they're saying 'of.'"

But they aren't. They're actually using a contraction: "That shouldn't've happened."

You'd better remember all this. If I catch any of my loyal blogonauts screwing this up, I'm going to pelt them in the back of the head with a canned ham, steal their pants, and ditch them in the dumpster behind Punters.

Unfortunately, something tells me there's going to be a lot of half-naked people waking up behind Punters bleeding from the back of their skulls in the near future...