Chaaaaaaaaaaahm School

A quick note: after watching last week's episode again, I've realized that Nick has missed his calling. If he was to become an etiquette coach, he could continue to criticize people based on nothing other than his own made up standards, except then he'd get paid for it!

• I just realized how much I missed that weave since the last time I saw it.
• I'm beginning to suspect that Buckwild only brought that one black and white striped shirt.
• Remind me never to hire Mo'Nique's stylist.
• "I don't dress like a slut, I dress like a slot machine." We've got the quote of the night in the first four minutes.
• Yes, Buckwild, skulls are trendy...with fifteen-year-olds who spend too much time in Hot Topic.
• Actually, Goldie, they do sell couture in Wal-Mart - in the section with all the John Deere hats.
• That crazy weatherman on the New Hampshire channel would've been a better host than Princess Fiona - I mean Mo'Nique.
• I vote no on extreme close ups of Hottie.
• Charm School Girl Myspace page of the week: Pumkin. 75% like Scarlet Johansen my ass. Although I generally dislike stuffed animals, I'm thankful for that teddy bear.
  
• I get it - impress the fat woman by implying large is beautiful. And they think Hottie's sneaky.
• Holy shit, those are the largest nipple blurs I've ever seen, and somewhere MacGyver is crying over the fate of that tape.
• Colin Mochrie would've been a better host than Mo'Nique.
• Wait...the outfit inspired by an entire continent isn't the one on the huge girl?
• Ever wonder how different the world would be if Saaphyri hadn't been kicked off Flavor of Love in the first five minutes? Rather than Charm School, we'd be watching the Flav / Saaphyri wedding special. She's got a huge rack, weird hair, a strange way of speaking, and she might be a man - in short, she's Brigitte Nielsen's long lost sister. After this show, I bet she runs off with an effeminate Frenchman.
  
• I want to be a general in the next revolution in styling.
• God damn it, why is my connection timing out when I try to sign up for the next I Love New York? I can't wait to be "Mr. Worcester" or "Lumba Jack."