Thursday, October 06, 2005

Did I mention the toaster is black?

That makes it look dangerous, like it was wearing a leather jacket.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are a racist bitch. Just becuase it's black doesnt not mean it is dangerous. White people!

I assume this Scott Colby is white for two reasons; his name is Scott Colby (this just screams slap some sunblock on me or call me red), and from his obsession with Kelly Whitechickwithsole Clarkson.

Anonymous said...

I can attest to Scott Colby’s whiteness due to being his roommate and unfortunately, on occasion, I have to look at his horrid face. But in defense, he didn’t mean harm…it is just a damn sexy toaster.
-NWJ