Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Haikus

Ode to Boca Grande

Grilled steak grande
Sour cream and hot sauce extra
Oh baby, oh yeah.


One for J$

You are not cool lest
From Amazon dot com you
Buy prophylactics.

To Sarah Silverman

Woman not ugly
Yet jokes of farts and fluids
I might be in love.

This Bar Sucks

Goggle so Foggy
Sticky floors, slimier girls
Makes me weep at night.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You the douchebag
Growing...growing queeef bubble
Burt the bubble