1. It's been two weeks since Vince McMahon's limo exploded. Not to disrespect Sensational Sherry and definitely not to disrespect Chris Benoit, who's always been one of my favorites and was by all accounts a genuinely good person, but isn't it ironic that two WWE personalities have been found dead since Vince's fake death? Vince, if you have a heart, please come out of hiding and tell us it was all a joke before karma takes away Doink the Clown and the Miz.
2. The red line is an amazing vehicle. On my way home today I wound up sitting next to a tourist who spoke exactly like Arnold Schwarzennegger, and his accent amused me for the entire ride. The crowning moment came when he uttered the phrase "I really fancied that corn muffin, but I had to catch the train" and then proceeded to do his best imitation of a five-year-old girl running after the ice cream truck. Seriously, say "I really fancied that corn muffin" in your best impersonation of the governator and tell me it doesn't make you laugh.
On to the main event! Our title for the evening:
Proof that the Democratic Party Has No Balls
Now that the Democrats control the legislature, they've got a chance to do something about W's transgressions by impeaching him. They've got many reasons to act, including:
- Wiretapping American citizens without a warrant.
- Abusing the Patriot Act by using the office of Homeland Security to track down a group of Democratic state legislators in the midst of a mobile filibuster and intimidating them to approve the rezoning law they were seeking to stop which wound up giving several seats to the Republican party.
- Most of the people George hires end up resigning amidst controversy and/or legal action. If he had any other job, he'd probably be shitcanned just for this.
- Negligence in preventing the 9/11 tragedy when both the CIA and the FBI attempted to warn him, and gross negligence in accepting a forged document as indisputable proof that Saddam possessed weapons of mass destruction aimed at your children.
To put things into perspective, let's examine our country's previous impeachment of a president.
While the Republican party was in power, they impeached Bill Clinton for the following transgressions:
- He lied to a grand jury under oath so that his crazy wife wouldn't find out he was diddling an intern and chew his testicles off.
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If he's impeached and convicted, that means Dick is President. Now, I don't know about you, but that doesn't sit too well with me.
Also, Cheif Justice Roberts would preside over the hearings.
Speaking of Dick, did you hear he's "not in the executive branch" so doesn't need to disclose how he determines classified information to the agency that monitors that in the executive branch? Awesome.
I love you liberal states Massachusetts, Vermont, and California.
It's not really a question of liberal against conservative - it's a question of balls. It took very little prompting to get the Republicans to go after Clinton; despite the questionable nature of several things Bush has done, few Democrats are saying anything even remotely negative about him.
The country gave the Democrats Congress because they were fed up with the status quo; if they want to keep that power, it's time to grab hold of it.
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