Bad Things to Advertise on MySpace

Don't tell me you didn't see this one coming.

• Nursing homes.
• Real estate.
• Books that don't have pictures.
• Courses at a university that isn't a community college or a tractor trailer training school.
• Career planning services.
• A date with your daughter.
• Country music CDs.
• Port-a-potty rentals.
• Athletic equipment.
• A t-shirt that reads "I hate My Chemical Romance."
• Caviar.