Hillary has gone batshit crazy with this whole anti-videogame crusade of hers, and it's time for it to stop.
What does that have to do with you, you say? Don't play innocent with me. Everybody knows why your wife's pulling this shit. But you only play for five hours a day? Billy, my man, seriously - turn off the Playstation and give the woman some lovin'.
She caught you playing Final Fantasy X-2, didn't she? She wants to know what that Yuna's got that she doesn't. If it makes it easier, if you're into this sort of thing (and of course you are, you're Slick Willy), dress her up in a pair of hot pants and a tight white shirt-ish thing and give her a set of pistols. Just make sure they're not loaded, because she'll probably cap any intern who smiles at you.
That's not it? You say she caught you playing the Hot Coffee mod, and wandered away muttering something about how you never rock the bed that hard in real life? That explains a lot...
But I digress. For those of us who enjoy videogames, and for those who hate them and wish they weren't on the evening news, please quit. At least for the upcoming election year. I beg you.
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