Not sure irony is the proper term

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/business/sixel/4137785.html

Or, for the lazy who just want the specifics:

"As for the least likely lunch bandits, Buffini said, it's managers because of the scrutiny they're under from all sides, as well as "hero" departments like information technology, which come to your aid when you're down."

By no means does this article mean your Lunchables are safe. You forget that I am really an English teacher who just plays an IT guy at work.