First off, I would like to congratulate Cupcake on his invocation of the Two Month Rule. Gold digging appears to be a genetic gift...now I just have to make sure my wife's yacht is bigger than my brother's wife's yacht.
Next, let's talk Manny. I'm hearing and reading that the signing of J.D. Drew will allow the Sox to move their best hitter, even though the guy hit only .283 with 20 homers and 100 RBI in 143 games last year - which is about what Trot Nixon usually does when he stays healthy. And he did it against National League pitching. We're talking the same league where Josh Paul (the guy that tried to be Wakefield's catcher) is a good player. Fucking ridiculous. Trading Manny for anyone other than Michael Young, Albert Pujols, Vlad Guerrero, or Vernon Wells is just a stupid ass move. Meanwhile, the Blue Jays have added Frank Thomas and the Yankees are going to have Bobby Abreu for a full year. Fire Theo NOW before we spend the next five seasons in third place - and before American League pitchers get the chance to help Big Papi break every intentional walk record in the books.
I would also like to have a moment of silence for my recently departed bottle of Bombay Sapphire.
I'll miss you, Mr. Sapph. The times we spent together were truly special. Like when I came home annoyed about my commute...or when I came home pissed off at the snow...or the countless times when Nick and J-Rags were cooking dinner, and I needed something to occupy my time until it was done. Jack Daniels and I offer you a toast. You were a true friend.
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