Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, the sporting event of the century looms is about to shatter your expectations of what athletic competition is meant to be. From the fine minds that brought us White Trash Wednesday and the Foggy Fishbowl, I Stole Your Lunch presents to you the Foggy Gogglympics, a sporting competition that will put even the much vaunted Special Olympics to shame! The Gogglympics will feature competitors from over 36 countries that aren't allowed into the real olympics competing through 22 extreme events!
Although many details for the event remain to be worked out, the expert governing committee of 15 homeless people and one possum has worked out one initial detail, the mascot. Beulah is a 568 pound buffalo woman in hot pants and a tube top. Her mascara slathered come hither eyes beckon the casual spectator and the hardcore fan. She wears the five rings of the Olympics around her pinky finger because that is the only part of her body they can actually fit around. What a mascot!
Stay tuned for more information on events and athletes. After all, the Foggy Gogglympics are a great way for Scott Colby to fulfill his promise of one update a day without really trying!
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