Oh no! Where did the daily updates go? The horror!
Scott Colby was busy. He couldn't stop staring at his awesome new toaster.
If this toaster was a band, it would be Def Leppard, and they'd be playing "Pour Some Sugar on Me."
If you saw it, you would understand. This toaster is on point.
If this toaster was on reality television, it definitely would not be Flava Flav.
It's sleek, it's black, and it's got three buttons. Three. One for regular, one for bagels (if you're a hippy), and one for frozen delicacies. How much did you pay for that one button toaster? $40? Someone got ripped off, and it wasn't Scott Colby.
If this toaster was a woman, it would be Kelly Clarkson. But not normal Kelly Clarkson. It would be Kelly Clarkson at the end of the VMA's, after she'd been drenched by the rain.
This toaster is all the good things in the world rolled into one. Scott Colby now carries a photograph of it in his wallet.
If you saw this toaster, you would understand.
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Sometimes Mr. Colby you scare me. Sometimes you worry me.
But sometimes I just have to shake my head and wonder about what made Colby who/what he is today.
Of course, I am slightly disappointed that I have not be shown said photograph!
-Alliecat
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