You can't wait, can you? Scott Colby can smell your anticipation. Or maybe that's the green stuff growing between your toes. Whatever it is, it smells like comedy.
Prepare yourselves for a spectacle of titanic proportions. The Foggy Gogglympics begin with the Running of the Buffalo Women, an event so violent, so earth-shaking, that it's been banned in 37 states, 12 countries, and the International House of Pancakes. Only the bravest souls dare participate, and flattenings are quite common. Luckily, the route will be manned with the Goggle's crack team of coked out hipsters with giant spatulas prepared scrape up the casualties.
This could be the worst post ever.
On a happier note, Scott Colby would like to thank Kelly Clarkson for not being a buffalo woman. Some day she will be his baby's mama. His name will be Cadillac.
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I knew that my social calendar was incomplete. Right up there with the Canandaigua Buckwheat Festival, the Running of the Bulls, auditions for American Idol in Denver. But i digress.
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