Wednesday, December 21, 2005

The Book of Theo, Psalm 18

...and lo, the Savior hath been tempted by the devil from the big city and he hath given in.
The heavens weep.

But lo, the joke is on the devil from the city! For he shall be undone by his lust for appearances!
The luxurious locks shall fall from the savior's head like the leaves in autumn, and his power shall fall with it.

And the Big Father will collect those locks and tape them to the head of Mark Loretta, and he shall regain the powers of the savior!

While weakened, the fallen savior remains a force. But even his power shall be overwhelmed by the rocket's glare, made red once again, and all shall be good and plentiful.

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