The Liberals Hate Festivus

Cities, towns, and universities across the country proudly display Christmas trees, mangers, and the occasional menorah, and yet there isn't a single aluminum pole to be seen. Each of those displays of holiday cheer also included a lighting ceremony, but none of those featured the mayor or president challenging citizens to Feats of Strength. I opened the Wal Mart holiday circular the other day and excitedly flipped to the hardware page, but there were no aluminum poles to be found. I sent my baby's mama's daughter to school the other day, and she got detention for Airing her Grievances to the teacher. The beliefs of the rest of us are being trampled by institutions far and wide, from the government to the schools to Corporate America. Damn liberals. Somebody call Jesse Jackson!