Do not send your children to public school in Attleboro

The principal is a pussy.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/18/no.tag.ap/index.html

Seriously, this might be worse than banning birthday cupcakes.

I really have to wonder if this guy was that one little fat dweebil who was always it because he was too fat and too much of a dweebil to catch anyone.

And that quote at the end, by the parent who's child "feels safer" - Earth to dumbass, if you don't feel safe, don't play. I suspect that the kid never actually said he felt safer, and just kind of blew his mother off about the question so he could go kill hookers in Grand Theft Auto while she was busy talking to the journalist.

And I thought schools were making it a priority to get kids exercising? Going down the slide is not a good way to burn calories.

You want to protect your children from something truly dangerous at recess? Force all the little girls to wear shoes with padded toes, to protect the shins of all the little boys. This way, little boys who are gross and obnoxious like I used to be can be gross and obnoxious without worrying about shin-bruising repercussions. I don't think my nightmares will ever go away...

Kids are kids, and you need to let them be kids...unless, of course, you want them to grow up to be pussies like this principal. I bet he cries when he gets a paper cut.