Thursday, August 25, 2011

HURRICANE PREPAREDNESS SHOPPING LIST

  • Thirty rack of the 'gansett.
  • Box of Wheat Thins. Original flavor, normal size.
  • Toilet paper, two-ply.
If I need anything else I'll grab the baseball bat and head for Tufts. In the meantime I'll be on the porch drinking cheap booze and chowing down on America's favorite cracker. No, not Ryan Seacrest.
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2 comments:

Mike said...

My plan is to be camping...this should end well.

9:06 AM
dtgooden said...

I think a pair of waders and one of those umbrella hats might be in order. When you're looting, it pays to be the crazy guy.

1:11 PM

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